7 Words for a Long Successful Marriage; Yes Dear I'm Sorry It's my fault. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

You have two options in a marriage. You can either be happy or you can be right. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

If you lend money to someone and never see him again, it was probably worth it. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

When you're careless everything starts working for you, even your boss. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

If you’re wrong and you shut up, you‘re wise. If you’re right and you shut up you‘re married. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Cooking & blowing; two jobs if done right are sure to bring your husband back home everyday. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

You never appreciate what you have, until you loose it. Except for your virginity. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Men & Women both cheat for the same reason; Men are pigs! _ Capishos’ Wisdom

If life gave me lemon, I will surly squeeze them in your eyes. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

If you don’t want your wife screaming all day, make her scream all night. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

When God closes a door it opens a window to throw yourself from! _ Capishos’ Wisdom

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Why should there be intelligent life on other planets, when there’s none on this one. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

91% of people you hate don’t know, and the other 9% don’t give a shit. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

If he’s poor he’s an idiot, if he’s rich he’s definitely doing something illegal. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, anyone going faster than you is a maniac. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive, fattening or married to someone else. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Phone “Low Battery” warning sign is the only warning sign people take seriously. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Selling you something for your future, is ripping you off in your present. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Spoiled kids & Asshole parents, come in one package. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

If you’re the smartest person in the room, you’re in the wrong room. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

It’s only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realize there’s always a way to solve problems without using violence. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Common sense is so rare. It should be classified as a superpower. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Everyone has an asshole friend, if you don’t then it‘s you! _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Life is unfair; too many Girls so little time! _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Rock bottom became the solid foundation on which I rebuilt my life. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Drink till she’s cute, but stop before the wedding!!! _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Humanity is losing it’s geniuses. Aristotle died, Newton passed away Einstein died, and I‘m not feeling well today. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Religious wars are basically people killing each other over who has the better imaginary friend. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

The moment you start caring, consider yourself fucked. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

-Not everyone who shits on you is necessarily your enemy. -Not everyone who gets you out of the shit is necessarily your friend. -And, if you’re warm & happy in a pile of shit, keep your mouth shut. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Common Sense is like deodorant. People who need it most never use it. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Every problem comes with a solution. If it doesn't, it's Michel Aoun _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Better shut up & give the impression that you're stupid, than to say something & prove it. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

You only find out what happiness means when you get married... and then it is too late. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Always borrow money from pessimists, they never expect it back. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

What makes you so happy, is the same thing that makes you so miserable. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Other than yourself, two are those concerned about your health; your mom & the insurance company! _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Everyone I know is getting married or pregnant. I’m just getting more awesome. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

I Don’t have a dirty mind, I just have a sexy imagination. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

I was chasing my dreams, but I tripped over reality & hit my head on truth!’ _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Life is an issue of Mind over Matter. If you don’t Mind, it doesn‘t Matter. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

If it’s tooo good to be true, then it is too good to be true. Don‘t even think about it! _ Capishos’ Wisdom

If you don’t do stupid things while you‘re young, you’ll have nothing to brag about to your grand children. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

If a man is quiet, he might be thinking. But if a woman is quiet, she’s definitely mad. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Men socialize by insulting each other & Women by complimenting, but neither really mean it. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

You never realize how much boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun. _ Capishos’ Wisdom

Love is like a fart! If you have to force it, it’s probably shit! _ Capishos’ Wisdom